she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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