real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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