may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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