i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I party with great urgency now.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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