Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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