He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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