he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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