So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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