This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I hope mine doesn't look like that
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
