would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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