I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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