Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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