I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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