does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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