I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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