Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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