that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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