She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
