STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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