i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
do nipples grow back?
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