What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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