butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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