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i just google imaged poop.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
But theres a keg here and me gusta
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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