are you still at the devil's house?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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