i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he shaved USA in his pubs
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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