I'm really into asian looking animals
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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