he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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