It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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