the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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