If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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