just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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