I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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