Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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