Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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