sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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