Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im having a threesome with these popsicles
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
