I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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