If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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