Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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