i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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