do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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