sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You've changed since you got that strap on
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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