Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
When did angry sex become our thing?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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