Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
of course. lets lasso hookers.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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