Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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