dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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