This girl is more easily done than said...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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