We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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