i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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