Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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