Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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