Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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