she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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