If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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