Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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