yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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